If you've wandered onto here, and have no idea what we're talking about, perhaps you should read the Mugglenet interview, here. If you still don't know what we're talking about - well - this is a Harry Potter fanzine. If you thought we were talking about metal smithing, or Wile E. Coyote, we sincerely apologize.
However, if you've wandered onto here, and have read book 7 and are still confused - well, cheer up. We all are. But let's get some things clear:
We 'ship Harry and Hermione. Why? Because we like them. This is an e-zine dedicated to that, and if that bothers you, please leave. We are not here to change opinions, but rather to provide a community for other Harmonians. We are not a news 'site, nor an official Harry Potter 'site, and we admit our total bias.
Speaking of "official", now here's the legal mumbo-jumbo: We do not own, and will never own, Harry Potter, and all characters within those books. Harry Potter is trademarked and copyrighted by JK Rowling, Warner Bros., Scholastic, and Bloomsbury. Trust us - if we owned them, this e-zine wouldn't have a reason to exist. But we don't, and thus all things HP belong to them. (Bummer.) We are not making money off Harry Potter, and don't intend to do so in the future. This site is an opinion-based 'site, with tons of snark, attitude, and opinions. We do not claim to be anything more. (Although if I do say so myself, we are all smashingly good-looking.)
We hope this e-zine can provide a safe haven for Harmonians, but also provide a good laugh. Times may be bleak - but we don't have to be. Remember, "Harmony's the word" - and don't we know it. Even though we didn't make it in canon, we'll always have our fanfiction - and tons of anvils.
- The Anvil Staff
